So I was buying a Subway sandwich on my way to class today, and there was a long line. This one girl in line was apparently late for an appointment, so she started yelling at the staff for working too slowly. Total bitch.
Then, suddenly, she broke off her tirade and ran out of the store. Turns out, a cop had just pulled up to her car and was writing her a ticket! Everybody in the store laughed at her. She never came back.
So perfect.
Finally, some justice! The phrase, "The customer is always right," has excused countless abuses over the years, and we need to start handing out tickets.
Publicly humiliate fast-food workers because YOU'RE disorganized and running late? Get a ticket, bitch!
Argue with and threaten 16-year-old cashiers over company policy that they have no control over? Get a ticket, asshole!
One day, when I rule the world...
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